i desperately need to go on a hunger strike.

ever since my trip to Hong Kong, i have gained one kilograms of LARD and as i type in this entry to grip and grouse about my gravity pull from the earth, i am still MUNCHING ON MY FAVOURITE M&M peanut BUTTER.

i need to stop my SUDDEN CRAVINGS for FOOD and my mid night snacks.

i feel like a BIG FAT SLOB.

:(