mambo jambo!

this is probably like the craziest time out at mambo. everyone was out, relieving themselves and having their post examination celebrations. too bad for NUS, who are still having their papers, so the party people from SMU and NTU had so much fun without you guys! just JESTING. i am sure the more the merrier and my friends from NUS, HURRY FINISH YOUR PAPERS.

anyway, i was almost so rusty at mambo. my previous semester time table did not give me the opportunity to go clubbing because i had lectures and classes in the morning i think and i swear to god, my mother would slaughter me if i were to hang out so late on the normal school day. i mean, she is already screaming her heads off me for coming home so late for the past few nights.

she said, " your examinations finish does not mean that this is the end of the world ok? you better REST AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF and yeah, BLA BLA BLA."

me: "wth."

it amuses me when i see the alcohol effects in people start kicking in. all the funniest stuff people can do and say. it is a huge contrast because they walked into the club looking good, and confident of themselves, The babes were pretty, well dressed, and the beasts, no comments, after all, they are beasts. and with the consumption of some rounds of drinks, the girls will start lying on the floor blabbering nonsense, and the "gentleman" will start talking really really loud, as if the whole world was deaf. for a moment, i thought i transferred from Zouk to Kim Seng Wet Market.

i hope i will not be murdered by the NBS people if i do write this and let me clarify this, i DID NOT EAVESDROP, they just happen to be standing next to me and flaunting their identity of being from the prestigious NBS. wth.

anyway one of them was the NBS face, and yes, THE FACE of NBS.

the girl: "omg fuck, i know how many girls you slept with lar!"

the face: " SHUT UP LAR."

the girl: "OH YES AND YOU TOLD ME YOU CUMMED IN HER MOUTH."

the face:" OEI!"

everyone else: "FUCK YOU YOU ASSHOLE."

me: "behave please everyone is STARING AT YOU. this is so embarrassing and i decided to expel myself from my school for tonight."

passer-by: "you're teddy from NTU right? can i borrow a light?"

me: "WTH, i feel like drowning myself."

yes, they were talking about their sexual experiences IN THE OPEN. in fact, not talking, but announcing to the entire world so i do not think that i fall into the category of eavesdropping yes?

i strained my eyes over and tried looking at the gorgeous guy, then i thought, are you GUYS SURE HE IS CAPABLE OF THAT? the truth is, he looks DECENT, so i did not think he would be like some wild horse on the bed and having such weird fantasies in his sexual experience.

University life is getting more liberated. too much sex, out of school, inside school. did i tell anyone, one day when i was in the toilet at night before heading home, i heard a girl moaning in the handicapped toilet? i hope they had condoms on, so i will not have to see my school's name on the news headline stating some abandon infant in the trash cart in NTU.

i think we need sex education badly.

nonetheless, it was good SEEING EVERYONE, and i am so elated, i DISCOVERED THE PARTY ANIMALS AROUND IN SCHOOL! everyone looked so decent, and once they hit the clubs, they were as insane as i was. just when i thought i was the only wild wild one.

omg, i love that song, little wild one by the wonders.